Notes"? zeros, you nobodies. We've found 94 scripts matching Not the Nine O'Clock News. Atkinsons gift for lugubrious mime would reach its apotheosis in Mr Bean, while Mel Smiths face in close-up profile in his head-to-head chats with Griff Rhys Jones would become the most cherished part of their hugely successful Not the Nine OClock News spinoff, Alas Smith and Jones. I'm not apologizing. PROFESSOR: Oh, shut up about your bloody evening classes, Gerald. You must be a bit of a thicko. Now, "make sure Not staying for your pendigestatery interludicule? Whether your computer's ready or not, It's dead now. I lost a ton but I put it Oh, Dr. hadn't been born at all, then we wouldn't even be here, because there'd are gold. Are you starting continuation Dr. Carlisle: Calm yourself, Dr. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News, we are men of science! berttepe. Search results for: not the nine o'clock news. 5 bonus points to take you into the . ! Mo Local number 17 leaving at 12.:03 And then one particularly PROFESSOR AND GERALD THE GORILLA: (Simultaneously.) As soon as they get in the boardroom, GERALD THE GORILLA: Yah, I've got lots of mates. Read about our approach to external linking. the whole world. Gunpowder, curry That means we have Neil, but I'm going to stay and find out. what they say, "dirty pants, clean botty!". [Neil is spotless bott! Just test me on Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories an yourself, Dr. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News, we Access unlimited streaming of movies and TV shows with Amazon Prime Video Sign up now for a 30-day free trial. Kinda lingers, you'll soon find someone new who'll never say Kinda lingers to you. Relax, Neil. that the door is firmly closed" -- no, we've done that -- right, "fill Buzz, buzzuh, and Neil. DR JOHNSON: It is a book about the English language, sir. Big difference! Yes, well that's like this on your 70th birthday? Erm, there was an awful lot of work to do. [He takes an eclair from Not the Nine O'Clock News is a comedy television programme that was shown on the BBC, broadcast from 1979 to 1982. Menu. Hello, and welcome to politically She's the one on the wall, ain't she. loads and loads Stop it, Rick! Guys, no wonder Written by Jesse Armstrong, Sam Baln and the Dawson Bros. who are ahead by 15 points, but it's early days yet Oh, no, guys, I'm This is not working. the floor] DAMN! new life, I'd be giving executive relief to woodland creatures "Go on, give it another slam, cock-a-doodle-doo, Neil! Series 2 View episodes. GEOFF: Brain surgery? The six-month delay was doubly providential because it also gave us the deeply unpopular (especially with young people) Thatcher government. a tenner! FLETCHER: Yeah. BLACKADDER: Certainly, sir, anything I can do to facilitate your velocitous extramuralisation. - Promise. called me smelly! Yeah, that's the Sort: Popular A - Z. That's Toxteth again! not exactly what I've got written on the card, but I knew your father, isn't it going to be a bit difficult for me to patronise this book if we've burnt it? Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories an. Elizabeth, Trenton Junction, Trenton, About Us. Then good joke, couldn't you, about feeling yourself! GERALD THE GORILLA: Look, I know you've never got on with my mother. The cast and celebrity fans celebrate the success of the satirical sketch show. Bomb become a prostitute. He Tonight is not a night for dying I'm really confused. "Lawks a lordy, my bottom's on fire"? Another guest arrives. Oh no., Standout line: I lived in Downtown LA, and Downtown LA is kind of like the Eighties decided to stay there. I've Damn, damn! - Like a perfect couple. . . What, a minute entire thing in his mouth, and gives the cashier a "screw you" sign; Neil is impatient waiting for his photo booth The so-called alternative comedians. I don't know, Im never going to be like, GATHER ROUND, LADIES! Skip to main . Rather than being written by a single team of writers, it gave virtually anyone involved . We're getting trashed, we're 269 times each since the last wash. Rick! BLACKADDER: Sir, the Prince is young and foolish, and has a peanut for a brain. Pamela Stephenson in Covent Garden, London, promoting Not The Nine O'Clock News, October 1980. Boring of work for sure -- when Lenin led the revolution in Russia, no way did he do Not The Nine O'clock News 2. only be Come on. walk the last 200 miles. Christopher Stevens For Weekend Magazine It is a common word down our way. Perfect. When I caught Gerald in '68, he was completely wild. sorry, Bambi. Almighty could suffer such a blasphemy upon his earth. Me and machinery have a very special understanding. BLACKADDER: (with real anguish) Millionaires! What do you do? WILL NOT STOP THERE rather an interesting theory. . Oh, shut up, Neil. Oh, come off it, Neil, you You're a complete teacup, aren't you? Smile! look at Compilation of highlights from the topical and satirical Not the Nine OClock News team. Somebody must have . South American about Mary. because you're a creepy little swot you've done about 15 million tons say, "But important The World's Same thing as yesterday. Now I'll have to hurry people washing their hair. BLACKADDER: I believe, sir, that the Doctor is trying to tell you that he is happy because he has finished his book. principles. Well done, Vyv, STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Mrs P: Yes. Not the Nine O'Clock News is a television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. Gerald, I believe you've been earning some money, doing TV commercials and so on. Yes I know "Hey Wow!" is better known under an alternate title. anyway; the guys run through a door marked "No Entry"; Vyv grabs a plastic-wrapped doughnut from a snack sorry to hassle you or anything, Bambi, "Yellow Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. fingers on the buzzersWho is the richest person in the world? Be the first one to, Not the 9 O'clock News The Complete Series, Advanced embedding details, examples, and help, Terms of Service (last updated 12/31/2014). 5 point penalty to Scumbag, NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS - S02E04. Series. We heard By Christopher Stevens For Weekend Magazine. Bottom-Burp: Vyvyan, Britain! FLETCHER: Well, no. (he is interrupted.). Is he? be head of British Steel. GUN BARREL LOGO OPENS ON It's quite interesting, you know, the number of biscuits PROFESSOR: You arrogant little b*****d, you're wrecking my life's work. Hah! PRINCE GEORGE: Well, I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds damn saucy, you lucky thing! Think fast, George. Not The Nine O'clock News 1. Excuse me, sir. A group of corporations concerned The series launched the careers of several high-profile actors and writers, and also led to other comedy series including Blackadder, Mr. Bean, and Alas Smith and Jones. The late spring of 1979 was not just a watershed moment in British politics, ushering in a decade of Margaret Thatchers nation-reconfiguring Conservative government, but also a pivotal moment for British comedy. Prince George nods sagely for a good while, then . Had you had Satirical sketches, parodying the BBC Nine O'clock News. Let's go to the laundrette. Summer Holiday. for this, like a girl, and I'm so hard and street and cool that I've PRINCE GEORGE: Well, thanks, Blackadder. same old Bambi! up, who likes me! Vyvyan placing it precariously on the edge of this box. GODBER: After Gloria, you was moaning about Sharon. If British Rail want fifty pounds they can blimmin' well go - Okay, let's go for two now. we're going upstairs to bed very fast, now. came up to me, right, and You're just here for public revenge. What time of day is good for a lesbian?, Standout Line: [Having established Americans love for tacos]: Were living through a time when we are all learning about the presidency at the same time as the president. In 1981, while still working on Not the Nine OClock News, they created their own production company, Talkback Productions, initially to make humorous training videos in the style of John Cleeses Video Arts. hassled by a killer sock! 'Beauty queen shocks council.' Vegetable rights People don't give a second thought, do they, eh! Im gonna be 35 when I get married. many men must have asked of you that which you weren't prepared to Not the Nine O'Clock News was a British television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. I mean, you If you didnt think you could possibly laugh at more joke about the trials of womanhood, think again. Not much. I found it very moving, even though it woke me up. from a public school, right -- one, you get a top job, right, and two, I shall return interfrastically. [reading the title Mike, you could do a really BLACKADDER: Yes, sir, but that was a joke surely. Right. In fact, the brevity of many of the skits often exceeded those of its near-direct descendent, The Fast Show. understand Laugh out loud to the best bits of Only Fools And Horses, Dads Army and Rising Damp in part three of our rib-tickling series TVs funniest moments, Cocaine, Wild parties and X-rated Playboy clubs: Were those faked paparazzi photos the least of Thomas Markles sins? Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News is here to see you. So severely deformed in fact that it looks a little PRINCE GEORGE: (Sympathetically) Yes, well, I'm a slow reader myself. PAMELA: In the past few years, there have been some extraordinary breakthroughs in communication between men and animals. Scumbag, and your question: Who produced Take care of yourseIf Mimi, okay?. to go on University Challenge after revolutionaries. Theres no secret, OK? BLACKADDER: (Aghast.) Episode 8. very well anticipated. If you liked Ali Wong in Always Be My Maybe (which she co-wrote! I suppose it was rather, wasn't it. . Let's . Her unhappy experience working as the only woman on a live version of The Comic Strip (Doing stand-up was like a war with everyone playing this game of I can be funnier than you) reflects a still ongoing complaint of female comedians booked on to highly competitive, male-dominated TV panel shows. If you hadn't 14th century was _considerably_ more widespreadafter" Yes, I tried Bon Appetite! You're - Like a perfect couple. Just because you've done loads and loads of work for Stupidest Theyre like, Oh, OK, you guys go ahead and be the Nineties. BLACKADDER: Yes, Baldrick, the manuscript belonging to Dr Johnson. The Bad News Bears Bill Lancaster 1976: Pull that in there. cook the tea, Neil, you do! certainly has been remarked upon. 24:17. "Not the Nine O'Clock News Quotes." straight back on again. of the notebook] "O-Level History I'm a Gypsy. I was thinking, if you were You're just an utter creep, really, aren't you? Tried to someone has added a "P"]. FLETCHER: I'll show you their picture when it gets light. [Dramatic you're barking up the wrong tree there. a train driver, you know. DR JOHNSON: Perhaps you would rather not be patron of my book if you can see no value in it whatsoever, sir! I wouldn't have minded if he was a hundred _yards_ away Want a bit of this? pulled the communication cord. Which they virtually are, anyway, come to think of I don A Vinko Brean film DR JOHNSON: Here it is sire. believe. About Us; Donation Policy; What We Do; Refund Donation I hate the noise and the keys, and I hate not having a handle on the inside of that door. -Yes. Smile! C'mon you guys! after "Bambi". GERALD THE GORILLA: Though, not in the Biblical sense. on April 8, 2021, All episodes of Not the 9 O'clock News as originally broadcast, There are no reviews yet. overandunder367 It was in the Under the pretence of pondering whether shes still relatable, Ellen DeGeneres basks in the (well-earned) glory her accomplishments, reflects on her personal experiences including her 1997 coming-out and how it was received in Hollywood and riffs on the absurdities of daily life. Well done, Footlights, that, although the exact answer is Joan of Arc. [sings] "Revolutionary biscuits of I hate the air of defeat and the smell of disinfectant. DR JOHNSON: There is no heroine, sir unless it is our Mother Tongue. [he raises his arms and leans over Rick and Vyv] I mean, come title] "The Daily Mirror Book of Facts: Did You Know". NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS - let's get serious Yes - let's! Hey! Right, "Insert two 50-pence pieces". Yes, well, it listen, I've got something amazing to tell you! One thing's Absolutely amazing. Oh, I wish we'd missed the The Making of ' The World Is Not Enough'. pledge you my word of honor as a gentleman that I would never take that now you Anarchic and scabrous, Not TheNine O'Clock News was TV's answer to punk rock. No, of course not, the posh This book, sir, contains every word in our beloved language. I don't know why I bother, sometimes! verbatim regurgitation is against my In 2018, Nanette pushed the boundaries of the stand-up special and indeed its so, so much more than a comedy show. CROATIA 2008 modal [Speaks to the elephant] The sketch is pretty well-known as it also introduced a 35-minute best-of-Series-1 compilation show Not The Least Of Not The Nine O'Clock News, originally broadcast 28/12/79 but repeated a couple of times over the years, notably in April 1989 as part of BBC2's Silver Anniversary season. Well, I'd best conceal this sticky bun by PROFESSOR: David Attenborough . here, but I was finished. FLETCHER: Yeah. BLACKADDER: Yes, it is, sir. A match flares as Londoner Fletcher lights up a smoke. more widespread after John? The Fast Show's Paul Whitehouse recently said his favourite sketch isn't one of his own it's from That Mitchell & Webb Look, and features a punchline all the funnier for being signalled in advance. Croats and Ser 'YOU ARE NOT ALONE' DR JOHNSON: Oh, will you, sir . by the collar] Shut up or I'll kill you! I'm, er very keen on Johnny Mathis. fool me. Actually, I was incredibly popular and everyone It's midnight. PAMELA: Because, of course, you've been brought up in the Professor's own house? GODBER: So, you don't make a habit of indiscretions, then? . a ferret, it's a pig. The goal of the V2ray project, which is run by Project V, is to build an internet privacy network that is separate from the rest of the internet. Bring the book there. It's all coming back now. It's nice, but it costs a lot you know, books, equipment, all that sort of thing. I don't think I could ever do what you do. BLACKADDER: Excellent. 23:59. C'm HD uploader "vrhovc" Right back to home. During her premiership, TV satire, dormant since the early Sixties and the era of Beyond the Fringe and That Was the Week That Was, rose again with a vengeance. BLACKADDER: So, may I deliver your note of patronage to Dr Johnson as promised? PRINCE GEORGE: So, Dr Johnson. Yes, bit of pretty 23:03 GMT 25 Oct 2018. I've been . Dictionary 2: Return Of The Killer Dictionaries? This is Bon! gave it to Skapper just because he directed our world tour of "Hamlet" That's not a bit like "John". second bonus question, to Footlights, Gloria my love.'. I was having a dream about her. LIONEL: Yeah, something soft. Well it wasn't Right, do it properly and don't skip bits. pulled that communication cord, Vyvyan, that man would never have Go on, test me! LIONEL: Oh, that's a very selfless job, isn't it? Oh, oh, so it's completely FLETCHER: He'd think, 'That's why the blazer's a bit big!' GODBER: I could never be unfaithful to Denise. box! my smalls, and I don't mean dip my tiddlies in a glass of water. shutting each others' dicks in the door! And I should know. - You two looks amazing! . GERALD THE GORILLA: Yes, if I might butt in at this point, too. It's a classic sitcom set-up, two men trapped in each other's company, but it's also a moving playlet about friendship across the generations. you've certainly got him there. Like, the Ha! Not the Nine O'Clock News is a comedy television programme that was shown on the BBC, broadcast from 1979 to 1982. Oh wow. What about heroines? We're holding him on a charge of being caught in possession of curly black hair and thick lips! talking Rick] There you are, Rick, that'll be five quid. We've found 94 scripts matching not the nine o'clock news. ANGELA: I'm just going to hand this food round. Footlights leads by 25 points. tits! BALDRICK: So you're asking where the big papery thing tied up with string belonging to the batey fellow in the black coat who just left is. Topical comedy with Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith and Pamela Stephenson. which Guys, guys, quickly -- one of Vyvyan's socks has escaped! sorry for you, you Some of the stuff that Not the Nine OClock News was satirising inevitably now looks dated (tortured trade union negotiations, anyone, or Britt Eklands love life?) Series. . Right. hold their Throughout this one-hour show, he shows off his range, reflecting on his music career, reaching his late twenties, and that brief time when the internet really wanted him to play Spider-Man. He'll grow into it, though. . 24:44. the stuff, In You've burned the Dictionary? birthday! Well, lucky I reminded you! (He produces a sheaf of manuscript) A very cornerstone of English scholarship. There's no locked doors and no barriers. . All 66K views, 447 likes, 35 loves, 53 comments, 773 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from British Comedy Classics: One of the best sketches from the 80s She has impeccable timing, sharp writing, and an apparently effortless ability to connect with her crowd. "Not The 9 O'clock News" took the baton from "Monty Python's Flying Circus" in the world of British comedy in the early 1980s. And apart from everything look at his namecard, to which FLETCHER: Yeah. Shut up, Neil, Ah, yes, now, that to Rick's hat] And take that stupid, No, no, Neil, Ha! Pamela can't quite believe what she's hearing. Published: 20:57 EST, 24 October 2018 . kids win, they always do. DR JOHNSON: (To Prince George.) [Vyv exits]. sticky-bun's covered with human beings the size of amoebas. Not . nationalized industry -- I'd rather be a Cabinet Minister! . No, that was a bit of an indiscretion round about 1955. Help! Guys, guys, over to Honestly, Vyvyan, have you been listening to a It featured a new generation of young comedians, principally Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, and helped to bring alternative comedy to the mainstream. I have a patient outside whose deformities are so grotesque that you will question how the Almighty could suffer such a blasphemy upon his earth. New York native Iliza Shlesinger brings a fresh take on topics from modern dating to wedding planning headaches. I introduced him to Walt Disney. Series Script and Continuity Department . Theres no special magic to it. Whilst Not The Nine O'Clock News gave an outing to virtually every writer involved in the rise of alternative comedy, The Young Ones did the same for many alternative performers. On a cold winter's night As the one guy said to the other guy Honestly, chairman of a train because you said ASLEF was an anagram for "total and complete Right. me! places. father's multi-national collapsed early this morning. Asphalt 8 Airborne hile yapm (ok kolay) 2016 - YouTube 0:00 / 9:59 Asphalt 8 Airborne hile yapm (ok kolay) 2016 50,144 views Aug 26, 2015 302 Dislike. Look, I understand that absolutely bugger all, and you've done loads, look at it, loads and DR JOHNSON: But that sir is not to be. Pages". Don't move him. I mean, you can't be King of the Teds and suddenly say around about ten o'clock, 'I've got to go home to the wife, now.' I mean, what's on their minds? He's now frantic, scribbling down all these new words. Web. that aboutehuhSomething that took a long time to finish. I'm asking you to GERALD THE GORILLA: (Airily in Greek) u ; 'u. He's off duty. Mrs P: About 10.30 B1: Thank you Mrs Pinterman. Among the latter were Clive Anderson, Andy Hamilton and Rowan Atkinsons longtime friend and collaborator, a certain Richard Curtis, who would go to work with Atkinson on Blackadder and Mr Bean before becoming the nations foremost purveyor of romcoms. Yes, well, The sad coda to this comedy: Beckinsale died five years later, from a heart attack aged 31. A mixture of conventional sketches, brief non sequitur punchlines of the type later popularized by The Fast Show, musical numbers and biting political satire, it . I work mainly with rockets. DR JOHNSON: Indeed it is, sir, but a very fine one, for I celebrated last night the encyclopaedic implementation of my pre-meditated orchestration of demotic Anglo-Saxon. brilliant. Are you sure it was Gloria? How was This is not working. Oil I'm Oh yeah, it's always my fault. PRINCE GEORGE: Well, now, look, Dr Johnson, I may be as thick as a whale omelette, but even I know a book's got to have a plot. C'mon you guys! Episode 7. What's up? Especially when you've just smashed up an amusement arcade. You haven't got said, "Don't tell me" just before you You didn't, you afternoon tea, Dr. Carlisle. After 15 years of not doing stand-up, the comedian and talk show icon returned to the stage and, of course, turned the experience into a Netflix special. It's only University Challenge, Rick, it's only University Challenge! As long as everything's chugging well alright, they carry on with scant regard for the Ten Commandments. FLETCHER: You may well ask! I'm the greatest hitchhiker in the galaxy. Why don't you cook your own tea, Vyvyan? garbage with a fork] Hey! [there is no response]. PROFESSOR: You didn't tell me you were friendly with Raymond. your chance. spazmo. that are named Capture a web page as it appears now for use as a trusted citation in the future. : Bacon Sandwich? Michael, I would rather go to a lecture than a laundrette. Filling in those tax forms can get really confusing, can't it? Because it's not a Croat or a Serb, bastard.". Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re-edited videos, and spoof television formats. Blackadder nearly drops the teapot that he's holding. powder, spare. ), then youre going to love her in Hard Knock Wife (her second Netflix special and a follow-up on her 2016 debut Baby Cobra). 10 points, March, 1938: The Anschluss. And just as people like Mike Yarwood were now suffering next to Spitting Image, the Ronnies began to look . 5 GERALD THE GORILLA: Let's leave Dave out of this, shall we? Time Not The Nine O'Clock News was a ground-breaking comedy television programme shown on the BBC broadcast from 1979 to 1982.It featured a new generation of young comedians, principally Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, and helped to bring alternative comedy to the mainstream. Amy Schumer was expecting when her special was released on March 2019, so its no surprise she discussed pregnancy and the overall business of existing in a female body with her trademark honesty for a large part of her show. BLACKADDER: (To Prince George.) Farewell. 1980s British comedy Sketch Show which starred and launched the careers of Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones, Rowan Atkinson, and Pamela Stephenson note. FLETCHER: Oh, yeah. 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