YOU HAVE TO TELL YOUR GODFATHER AND ME ABOUT IT WHEN YOU GET BACK FOR CHRISTMAS. Neither would stop him from taking over the wizarding world. Draco closed his eyes remembering what the Hat had spoken to him about. The Lightning has recruited a wide variety of dark wizards as well as familiar faces to his side, and will not stop until he rules the entire world. Fair warning it's not exactly a serious read, go into with an open mind and prepared for ridiculous nonsense. So yeah. he asked. "Well what does it say!" You never know who could be listening in. "There is no point in betting whether they would win.". Thread recommendations using linksub(thread_id)! Except that this time, Fred and George are with them on it. Helena rolled her eyes at her brother just as a tawny owl swooped into the Great Hall, bearing Lily's howler. Will The Howler continue its rein of terror or be stopped once and for all? DID YOU NOT FUCK UP MY LIFE ENOUGH! Judy goes to Zootopia with her sister (Y/N). Not what was expected of him. ._3oeM4kc-2-4z-A0RTQLg0I{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-pack:justify;justify-content:space-between} It wouldnt be out of place in one of those muggle haunted houses that Draco had heard about. FIRST YOU DECIDE TO RUIN MY LIFE BY MURDERING MY PARENTS SUBJECTING ME TO A LIFE OF ETERNAL TORTURE WITH MY RELATIVES THAT I DON'T EVEN CONSIDER FAMILY, THEN YOU DECIDED TO TRY AND KILLME WITH QUIRELL, THEN YOU TRY TO MURDER ME WITH THE DIARY THAT MADE YOU LOOK LIKE A HOT BASTARD, THEN YOU TRY AND MURDER ME WITH A BUNCH OF DEMENTORS, THEN YOU KILL CEDRIC DIGGORY, WHO I WILL REMIND YOU, HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR SHITTY MESS, THEN YOU REVIVE YOURSELF AND CHALLENGE A 14 YEAR OLD TO A DULE BECAUSE YOUR PATHETIC ASS CAN'T HANDLE THE FACT THAT YOU DIED BECAUSE MY MOTHER USED HERSELF TO PROTECT ME, THEN YOU IN YOUR NON-EXISTENT WISDOM DECIDED TO GIVE ME NIGHTMARES FOR NO APPARENT REASON!??!?!? ._12xlue8dQ1odPw1J81FIGQ{display:inline-block;vertical-align:middle} "What kind of example is he going to be setting his sister!" A chance meeting with a pale girl and her family moves Harry's life in a new direction. here Lily paused as there were protests in the background and a furious Lily casting muting spells on the other two inhabitants in the Living Room. New in this version: Slim recommendations using ffnbot!slim! Harry had been staying at Ron's for the end of the summer when his parents and their two friends, Sirius and Remus went on holiday, and unfortunately the Weasley family had been running late. "Of course you can [N/n]!" Draco scattered with the rest of the Death Eaters, planning to spend the rest of the evening in his room instead of looking for Potter. left kudos on this work! "You'd better open it and get it over with Harry." Letters from the Asylum comes to mind. This (short) story has parody elements. Ah, the joy. Add to library 11 Discussion 15 Suggest tags. ALL BECAUSE I SAID THAT YOU WERE ALIVE, NOW EVERYONE IS READING THE MOST PATHETIC BOOKS ON EARTH, I'VE BEEN SUBJECTED TO A LIFE OF DETENTION IN WHICH I'M FORCED TO CUT UP MYSELF, AND THE WIZARDING WORLD HAS BEEN INFLUENCED ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT YOUR DEAD AND WILL NEVER BACK BECAUSE YOUR NOT STRONG ENOUGH!!!!!! During first year, a very unpleasant howler was sent to Professor Snape, thanks to James Potter and Sirius Black. ", "Well," Ron said twirling his spoon around his cereal, "I take whatever I said back mate.". Though flames burned brightly in the sconces on the wall, they barely staved off the gloom that had settled through the halls of Malfoy manor since The Dark Lord had arrived. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. When it is opened, the sender's voice, which has been magically magnified to a deafening volume, bellows a message at the recipient and then self-destructs itself by burning. For the first time, The Dark Lord looked shocked, allowing the owl to leave the manor in the same ward-twisting manner without so much as glancing at it. He held up the howler. ._2Gt13AX94UlLxkluAMsZqP{background-position:50%;background-repeat:no-repeat;background-size:contain;position:relative;display:inline-block} INVITE THE WEASLEY CHILDREN OVER TOO!" believers in magical cores. A long pause ensued and Harry sat in anticipation, wondering whether this was the final straw and James was going to lecture him on his brash actions. ", "M-my lord," Father stuttered, looking terrified. But youre about to be in really big trouble, Sirius., Sirius felt his annoyance fade, cold dread taking its place. Ron, Hermione, and I are so proud.". ._2cHgYGbfV9EZMSThqLt2tx{margin-bottom:16px;border-radius:4px}._3Q7WCNdCi77r0_CKPoDSFY{width:75%;height:24px}._2wgLWvNKnhoJX3DUVT_3F-,._3Q7WCNdCi77r0_CKPoDSFY{background:var(--newCommunityTheme-field);background-size:200%;margin-bottom:16px;border-radius:4px}._2wgLWvNKnhoJX3DUVT_3F-{width:100%;height:46px} He needed to compose himself, he won't let his father scare him while he's here. 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Unfortunately for Harry, this time it was both. His dad couldn't be too mad if he sent it under his nickname. Albus Dumbledore. /*# sourceMappingURL=https://www.redditstatic.com/desktop2x/chunkCSS/TopicLinksContainer.3b33fc17a17cec1345d4_.css.map*/ 9/8/2017 | Published: 12/17/2015 | id: 11674317 | Language: English | Genre: Horror/Humor | Characters:
| Download: EPUB or MOBI. 442. complainers of magical cores. Either way, I hope you enjoy my gift!". No, the Dark Lord probably wouldnt care too much if stray thoughts of muggle customs flitted through Dracos mind. James Potter didn't know who he was angry at more, but he did know he had some yelling to do. The news of someone getting a Howler was always popular in Hogwarts; Harry Potter especially as he usually got into trouble, and when he did, there would be a small betting pool on whether the Howler was James or Lily - James generally cheering Harry on and Lily scolding him. That would mean that Neville would have been the Chosen One instead and that would also mean that Harry would still have his parents and Sirius. James tried to pull the parchment from her grasp. Draco stood from his bed and took a deep breath. I'm assuming you're hearing this in front of Lucius, so I'm going to enjoy the look of pure shock on his face. And if deep down he hoped that Potter eluded The Dark Lord, well, that was no ones business but his own. He asked, looking over at the snoring red-head in question. Oh, so sweetly hilarious and sad! The Dark Lord swept in, making an already quiet room go deathly silent. Almost anyone can acquire any skill as long as they'll spent enough time on it. @keyframes _1tIZttmhLdrIGrB-6VvZcT{0%{opacity:0}to{opacity:1}}._3uK2I0hi3JFTKnMUFHD2Pd,.HQ2VJViRjokXpRbJzPvvc{--infoTextTooltip-overflow-left:0px;font-size:12px;font-weight:500;line-height:16px;padding:3px 9px;position:absolute;border-radius:4px;margin-top:-6px;background:#000;color:#fff;animation:_1tIZttmhLdrIGrB-6VvZcT .5s step-end;z-index:100;white-space:pre-wrap}._3uK2I0hi3JFTKnMUFHD2Pd:after,.HQ2VJViRjokXpRbJzPvvc:after{content:"";position:absolute;top:100%;left:calc(50% - 4px - var(--infoTextTooltip-overflow-left));width:0;height:0;border-top:3px solid #000;border-left:4px solid transparent;border-right:4px solid transparent}._3uK2I0hi3JFTKnMUFHD2Pd{margin-top:6px}._3uK2I0hi3JFTKnMUFHD2Pd:after{border-bottom:3px solid #000;border-top:none;bottom:100%;top:auto} On another note, how would you feel if Draco and I had sex. "Morning Ron! Rated: Fiction K - English - Family/Humor - Harry P., Ron W., Lily Evans P., Marauders - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 333 . "Dobby!" Hermione Granger, with wide eyes, was wordlessly warning Harry of his howler as Govad landed right beside Errol. before the howler ripped itself into shreds. When Molly tries to escalate the conflict further, Severus must choose between his budding relationship with Hermione and his desire for revenge. Apr 27, 2015 - Harry Potter everyone lives AU with James and Sirius sending their boy congratulatory howlers whenever he got in trouble and Lily reaming him out and commanding Severus to give him much detention. But when calamity strikes, will they survive the storm or drown in the deluge? Victory, Lord Voldemort thinks, takes many forms. "Oh, and Snape dear-" The Howler continued, syrupy sweet. .LalRrQILNjt65y-p-QlWH{fill:var(--newRedditTheme-actionIcon);height:18px;width:18px}.LalRrQILNjt65y-p-QlWH rect{stroke:var(--newRedditTheme-metaText)}._3J2-xIxxxP9ISzeLWCOUVc{height:18px}.FyLpt0kIWG1bTDWZ8HIL1{margin-top:4px}._2ntJEAiwKXBGvxrJiqxx_2,._1SqBC7PQ5dMOdF0MhPIkA8{vertical-align:middle}._1SqBC7PQ5dMOdF0MhPIkA8{-ms-flex-align:center;align-items:center;display:-ms-inline-flexbox;display:inline-flex;-ms-flex-direction:row;flex-direction:row;-ms-flex-pack:center;justify-content:center} The other one. And that was how Harry Potter got two howlers from his parents the next morning. She knows that her sister has secretly been hoping to find the guy that she has liked for years but before she could, she was taken away. "James Potter! was heard in response and James could be heard to groan in pain. A one-shot of Harry in his second year where Lily and James are still alive. It's time for breakfast!". /*# sourceMappingURL=https://www.redditstatic.com/desktop2x/chunkCSS/IdCard.ea0ac1df4e6491a16d39_.css.map*/._2JU2WQDzn5pAlpxqChbxr7{height:16px;margin-right:8px;width:16px}._3E45je-29yDjfFqFcLCXyH{margin-top:16px}._13YtS_rCnVZG1ns2xaCalg{font-family:Noto Sans,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:400;line-height:18px;display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex}._1m5fPZN4q3vKVg9SgU43u2{margin-top:12px}._17A-IdW3j1_fI_pN-8tMV-{display:inline-block;margin-bottom:8px;margin-right:5px}._5MIPBF8A9vXwwXFumpGqY{border-radius:20px;font-size:12px;font-weight:500;letter-spacing:0;line-height:16px;padding:3px 10px;text-transform:none}._5MIPBF8A9vXwwXFumpGqY:focus{outline:unset} Post-Second Wizarding War with Voldemort (Harry Potter) Prophecy; HYDRA Trash Party; Harry Potter Has a Saving People Thing . 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"W-we're trying, but they're-", "Silencio," The Dark Lord waved his wand at the man flippantly, clearly bored with his excuses. The Dark Lord glanced around the room, his red eyes glinting. Ron sighed into his bowl of cereal as Harry shook with laughter. I HOPE YOU KNOW MR. WEASLEY IS FACING AN ENQUIRY AT WORK AND THAT YOUR BRASH ACTIONS HAS NEGATIVE REPERCUSSIONS ON EVERYONE, INCLUDING THE ENTIRE WIZARDING COMMUNITY. ._1x9diBHPBP-hL1JiwUwJ5J{font-size:14px;font-weight:500;line-height:18px;color:#ff585b;padding-left:3px;padding-right:24px}._2B0OHMLKb9TXNdd9g5Ere-,._1xKxnscCn2PjBiXhorZef4{height:16px;padding-right:4px;vertical-align:top}.icon._1LLqoNXrOsaIkMtOuTBmO5{height:20px;vertical-align:middle;padding-right:8px}.QB2Yrr8uihZVRhvwrKuMS{height:18px;padding-right:8px;vertical-align:top}._3w_KK8BUvCMkCPWZVsZQn0{font-size:14px;font-weight:500;line-height:18px;color:var(--newCommunityTheme-actionIcon)}._3w_KK8BUvCMkCPWZVsZQn0 ._1LLqoNXrOsaIkMtOuTBmO5,._3w_KK8BUvCMkCPWZVsZQn0 ._2B0OHMLKb9TXNdd9g5Ere-,._3w_KK8BUvCMkCPWZVsZQn0 ._1xKxnscCn2PjBiXhorZef4,._3w_KK8BUvCMkCPWZVsZQn0 .QB2Yrr8uihZVRhvwrKuMS{fill:var(--newCommunityTheme-actionIcon)} And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control. "Draco" Father muttered to Draco under his breath, "Is that-", "Yeah," Draco confirmed, just as soft. But the Hat did. Pansy, Blaise, and Theo. LIKE, WHAT'S THE POINT IN BEING THE GREATEST DARK LORD EVER IF YOU CAN'T EVEN HAVE A NOSE TO SMELL WITH!??! Her body was found yesterday in Diagon Alley with the words 'Voldemort's back bitches' engraved on to her body and a Dark Mark floating above her. Draco wondered to himself, unable to look away from the red envelope hovering in front of them. Join Abigail Nova Black, the half-blood daughter of Sirius Black as she is born into the Wizarding world. .FIYolDqalszTnjjNfThfT{max-width:256px;white-space:normal;text-align:center} https://jeconais.fanficauthors.net/This_Means_War/1__Surprise_Snog/. Suggestions? "There are a lot of people who would wish to send me one, of course. Lily sighed as she opened it; she sat down to read the letter while rubbing her temples. October 31st, 1981 was a terrible day for the Potter family and those they held close. Remus Lupin, the other Marauder, had walked over to Lily's side and picked up the discarded newspaper. But he didn't want to be. Each time I was with you, though, the chasm of yearning widened like a maw of a predator ready to chomp on my bleeding heart. . FLYING OVER THE BLACK LAKE AND THE BOATS THAT YOUR SISTER AND POOR GINNY WEASLEY WERE ON, YOU COULD HAVE RUN THEM INTO THE LAKE WITH THE CAR BY ACCIDENT! So Draco stood straighter and began to put on his tie. I cant give you your legs back but I can be your legs until you get them back. Potter replied logically, before carrying him out of the hospital wing on his back, all while ignoring Siriuss demands for him to put him down. "At the rate he's going, he's going to break our record Padfoot." Molly is known for sending Howlers to her kids at Hogwarts. If He Lived (Harry Potter FanFiction) Fanfiction. He tore open the Howler with slight caution, but he wasn't too concerned. A loud bang echoed through the room, causing everyone to jump. James commented, chuckling as he took the newspaper from Remus. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Harry says he's had enough and escapes his betrayers. He snarled as he saw the note and knew that if he tried to leave again today, he'd be seen and Stunned again. James tried to calm his furious wife. We were robbed of Wolfstar raising Harry! there were even a few novels in an obscure corner. Draco winced slightly, keeping his head down as the Dark Lord's red eyes sweeped the room. fem!Voldemort. "As to who would be so bold as to send me a howler," The Dark Lord said. ._1QwShihKKlyRXyQSlqYaWW{height:16px;width:16px;vertical-align:bottom}._2X6EB3ZhEeXCh1eIVA64XM{margin-left:3px}._1jNPl3YUk6zbpLWdjaJT1r{font-size:12px;font-weight:500;line-height:16px;border-radius:2px;display:inline-block;margin-right:5px;overflow:hidden;text-overflow:ellipsis;vertical-align:text-bottom;white-space:pre;word-break:normal;padding:0 4px}._1jNPl3YUk6zbpLWdjaJT1r._39BEcWjOlYi1QGcJil6-yl{padding:0}._2hSecp_zkPm_s5ddV2htoj{font-size:12px;font-weight:500;line-height:16px;border-radius:2px;display:inline-block;margin-right:5px;overflow:hidden;text-overflow:ellipsis;vertical-align:text-bottom;white-space:pre;word-break:normal;margin-left:0;padding:0 4px}._2hSecp_zkPm_s5ddV2htoj._39BEcWjOlYi1QGcJil6-yl{padding:0}._1wzhGvvafQFOWAyA157okr{font-size:12px;font-weight:500;line-height:16px;border-radius:2px;margin-right:5px;overflow:hidden;text-overflow:ellipsis;vertical-align:text-bottom;white-space:pre;word-break:normal;box-sizing:border-box;line-height:14px;padding:0 4px}._3BPVpMSn5b1vb1yTQuqCRH,._1wzhGvvafQFOWAyA157okr{display:inline-block;height:16px}._3BPVpMSn5b1vb1yTQuqCRH{background-color:var(--newRedditTheme-body);border-radius:50%;margin-left:5px;text-align:center;width:16px}._2cvySYWkqJfynvXFOpNc5L{height:10px;width:10px}.aJrgrewN9C8x1Fusdx4hh{padding:2px 8px}._1wj6zoMi6hRP5YhJ8nXWXE{font-size:14px;padding:7px 12px}._2VqfzH0dZ9dIl3XWNxs42y{border-radius:20px}._2VqfzH0dZ9dIl3XWNxs42y:hover{opacity:.85}._2VqfzH0dZ9dIl3XWNxs42y:active{transform:scale(.95)} Harry just nodded again. Finally Hermione got up the courage and suggested that Harry found a way to relieve his stress. When she eventually meets the worlds most fractured soul though, will pity and sympathy change her quest to destroy all the horcruxs? tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos. Harry should have sent him a howler. Draco watched as the two conversed, looking back and forth between the two. Or could it be something more? The voice boomed, making Draco choke. Please consider turning it on! linkao3(Turning of the Times by thenoacat) Its a time travel fic where Harry gets stuck in the marauders era. Ron and Hermione were terrified to get near him because of all the uncontrollable magic he was leaking, Snape and Umbridge's BULLSHIT wasn't helping the matter. 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James and Lily are warned of Voldemort's arrival. Ron stood up on the Gryffindor table and shouted "PARTY IN THE GRYFFINDOR COMMON ROOM!" It's getting late." THIS FILTHY PIG HAS SPOILED YOUR NAME! "Lily, at least Dumbledore did not expel him." I just read a bunch of creepypasta stories, and I myself is a bit insane. It said that they had similar minds, different goals, that Draco was more mature, which he didn't think he was. Draco didn't want to lose them, but their parents won't allow them to speak to a blood-traitor. In which Harry sends a howler to Voldemort and Umbridge meets an untimely end. The Great Hall erupted in to louder cheers. But his troubles are not over, as new information comes to light. 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For more information, please see our Harry grabbed the red envelope and started his rant, "VOLDEMORT YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE! and with that Dobby dropped the howler in front Lord Voldemort and popped away. Dobby held out a howler and simply said "Master Harry tells Dobby to give Lord Voldemort letter, Dobby go bye now." A prank gone wrong between long time rivals, James Potter and Sirius Black, resulted in a severe injury to the heir of the Black family. Ginny and Helena exchanged high fives and got up for class, ignoring the glares that their older brothers were shooting them with. Draco Malfoy, not to be outdone, stood up on the Slytherin Table and shouted "I TOO HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE!" RELATED: Harry Potter: 10 Facts About Snape Left Out Of The Movies. As Hermione was about to lecture Harry a pitch black owl flew into the Great Hall and landed in front of Harry. Add to library 70 Discussion 4 Suggest tags. "I'm going back now. Be sorted, earn house points, take classes with our fine Hogwarts staff, debate which actor portrayed Dumbledore the best, and finally get some closure for your Post-Potter Depression. Which resulted in Harry being nearly killed, and found passed out in some deep catacomb somewhere in the castle. It was possible. The trio stared at the bird and Harry took the letter that the owl was tied on to his leg. #luciusmalfoy The Great Hall erupted in to loud cheers and wolf whistles were heard throughout. Hi, I'm looking for any fic where Harry writes/exchange letters with Voldy. Victory is felling a powerful opponent. Come and look at what your son has done!" Draco was positive that father stopped breathing entirely, lest he be too loud. Been dobbing on me to mummy, have you? "Ah, another Black wanting to get away from tradition, yes child I am aware you're a Malfoy. "Exactly." I don't Own Harry Potter. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts, https://archiveofourown.org/works/25966192/chapters/63122194. ._2a172ppKObqWfRHr8eWBKV{-ms-flex-negative:0;flex-shrink:0;margin-right:8px}._39-woRduNuowN7G4JTW4I8{margin-top:12px}._136QdRzXkGKNtSQ-h1fUru{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;margin:8px 0;width:100%}.r51dfG6q3N-4exmkjHQg_{font-size:10px;font-weight:700;letter-spacing:.5px;line-height:12px;text-transform:uppercase;-ms-flex-pack:justify;justify-content:space-between;-ms-flex-align:center;align-items:center}.r51dfG6q3N-4exmkjHQg_,._2BnLYNBALzjH6p_ollJ-RF{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex}._2BnLYNBALzjH6p_ollJ-RF{margin-left:auto}._1-25VxiIsZFVU88qFh-T8p{padding:0}._2nxyf8XcTi2UZsUInEAcPs._2nxyf8XcTi2UZsUInEAcPs{color:var(--newCommunityTheme-widgetColors-sidebarWidgetTextColor)} UNTIL YOU DO SO, THERE WILL BE NO OUTINGS TO THE BURROW FOR YOU. Whereas, the young blond had just heard about the stories of the mysterious mirror from his mother and father. Harry Potter; Additional Tags: Crack; Crack Treated Seriously; Howlers (Harry Potter) Language: English Collections: hufflepuffdemiwizard's completed works, i would die for you <3, FunnyFicsForARainyDay, Fics that fuelled my HP obsession, Fics To Save, S.T.I.L.L., Harry and Co Stats: Published: 2021-10-27 Words: 1265 Chapters: 1/1 First catagory is Harry centric (first completed works, then works in progress or abandoned), then Harry Hermione . Sirius jumped, looked up from the letter in his hands and scowling when he saw Regulus standing next to his chair. "TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE." Harry took a deep breath of relief seeing that no other owls were flying throughout the room. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction T | Chapters: 2 | Words: 16,317 | Reviews: 594 | Favs: 2,034 | Follows: 2,490 | Updated: 6/15/2008 | Published: 3/10/2008 | id: 4123423 | Language: English | Characters: Harry P. | Download: EPUB or MOBI. Reply. Hermione piped up, setting her Transfiguration textbook down (she was finally done with the entire syllabus for the year, as per normal). Injured and crippled, James offers to be the others legs until he recovers. Weasley had gotten the same letter back in their second year, and Draco remembered that morning fondly. The howler was like a time bomb and Malach had no intention of being caught within range of the explosion. Man. Come on! I liked it enough to Favorite it. James and Lily are alive, and Harry gets an interesting Howler after crashing the car at the beginning of second year. He would have grown up in a loving home with a lovely family (including Sirius and Remus and somehow I don't see Pettigrew in this cozy knit because he would have gone over to Voldemort and the rest would have found out he betrayed them. "What do you mean she gets away with everything? Draco shuddered, shutting down the thought as he entered the manors great hall. AU. I look plenty scary on my own, I'm not going to say anything about the part where you called me a hot bastard because it's simply disturbing. Harry complained while Helena gave her brother a smug smile. So Draco stared at his tie, remembering what his mother had told him as well. When they do they increase in sound." AND WHAT WAS THIS ABOUT THE MINISTRY SAYING THAT I'M NOT ALIVE! Why didnt Harry send Voldemort a howler? Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Harry Potter & James Potter & Lily Evans Potter, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Peter Pettigrew & James Potter, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Peter Pettigrew & James Potter & Lily Evans Potter, Sirius Black & Remus Lupin & Peter Pettigrew & Harry Potter & James Potter, Harry Potter & Fred Weasley & George Weasley, Book 1: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, James Potter and Lily Evans Potter Raise Harry Potter, Peter Pettigrew didn't betray the Potters, Peter Pettigrew Didn't Betray James Potter and Lily Evans Potter. The envelope was bright red and smoking slightly. "Oh, I just took Ron's advice to heart." "Ignore the Potter boy My Lord, he's just acting as an insolent brat-" Snape began but then Voldemort started ranting "HOW DARE THAT BOY CHALLENGE ME, I DON'T NEED A NOSE TO BE FRIGHTENING! #dobby Harry Potter." The howler continued. Hermione asked. Draco stared at his red and gold tie, staring at the colors that represented fire and the house of "blood-traitors" according to many families in the Wizarding World. Harry had little to no sleep that night because of some Noseless bastard giving him nightmares! they exclaimed in unison. "Don't tell me what to d-" Lord Voldemort began but then the howler exploded and Harry's angry ranting enveloped the room: "VOLDEMORT YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE! thanks. In which Harry sends a howler to Voldemort and Umbridge meets an untimely end. But obviously they knew Harry was at Privet drive. Lucius responded. The sunlight made its way into the boy's dormitory where six young first-years still laid sleeping. They 'll spent enough time on it and draco remembered that harry potter fanfiction harry sends a howler to voldemort fondly draco positive. Granger, with wide eyes, was wordlessly warning Harry of his howler as Govad landed right beside Errol that! 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